Hey...Remember Me?

Yeah, yeah I know I have been away for a very long time... But I have been writing, just on myspace.

My plan is to once again bring the fabulousness to blogspot and catch you all up the the latest joys and disasters that make up the D_I life. In the mean time, here is a compilation of my blogs from myspace for the last couple of years. They may not make any sensse but these loosely track a reduex w/ Un-Ex another break up w/ Un-Ex an exile to Hawaii (believe me, there are some parts of HI you don't want to be in) and my struggle to get back to DC. After that I'll restrt w/ the new stuff. If you're still out there...let me know!

"Craig" says hi. All references to "Diego" are actually "Craig".


Monday, January 08, 2007


Doing it My Way
Current mood: creative

2007 is the year of living my dream.

When you've lost everything, you literally have nothing to loose. So why not? If this takes off...it should be one hell of a ride. If the traditional route doesn't work out, I have plans B-Z lined up.

I feel like this is the right path.

To the one that keeps me laughing so hard tears are rolling down my face, "Thank You!"

To the one that's trying to lure me to California...I'm seriously considering it, but what would I do without my 2 furry muses?

I'm not scared anymore.

Now I'm bringing it.

Thursday, February 01, 2007


For the Cap
Current mood: contemplative

i'm in the mood for you

somewhere around 4:00 you sat in my strolled into my head and set up shop

brought out a photo album of things forgotten

gave me the eye and moved in close

i inhaled the scent that is only you

twirled my fingers in the garden i used to tend

caressed your widows peak

nibbled at your lobe

ah and now the kiss

yes i remember

the cabin by the river

the cabana by the sea

the A frame in the mountains

the couches in DC

if ever again than only forever


Sunday, February 04, 2007


Yeah, so what



So what I tear up at Hallmark commercials and sappy movies.

So what I'm watching the Lake House again. I'm not ashamed !

Now shut up and pass me the moon pies!

Sunday, February 11, 2007


George Carlin's Advice for 2007


1: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for Classmates.com! There's reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days: he's mowing my lawn.

2: Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What did you expect it to contain? Trout?

3: Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here's how much men care about your eyebrows: do you have two of them? Okay, we're done.

4: There's no such thing as flavored water. There's a whole aisle of this shit at the supermarket - water, but without that watery taste. Sorry, but flavored water is called a soft drink. You want flavored water? Pour some scotch over ice and let it melt. That's your flavored water.

5: Stop fucking with old people. Target is introducing a redesigned pill bottle that's square, with a bigger label. And the top is now the bottom. And by the time grandpa figures out how to open it, his ass will be in the morgue. Congratulations, Target, you just solved the Social Security crisis.

6: The more complicated the Starbucks order, the bigger the asshole.If you walk into a Starbucks and order a "decaf grande half-soy, half-low fat, iced vanilla, double-shot, gingerbread cappuccino, extra dry, light ice, with one Sweet-n'-Low and one NutraSweet," .....ooh, you're a huge asshole.

7: I'm not the cashier! By the time I look up from sliding my card, entering my PIN number, pressing "Enter," verifying the amount, deciding, no, I don't want cash back, and pressing "Enter" again, the kid who is supposed to be ringing me up is standing there eating my Almond Joy.

8: Just because your tattoo has Chinese characters in it doesn't make you spiritual. It's right above the crack of your ass.And it actually translates to "beef with broccoli." The last time you did anything spiritual, you were praying to God you weren't pregnant. You're not spiritual. You're just high.

9: Competitive eating isn't a sport. It's one of the seven deadly sins. ESPN recently televised the US Open of Competitive Eating, because watching those athletes at the poker table was just too fucking exciting. What's next, competitive farting? Oh wait. They're already doing that. It's called "The Howard Stern Show."

10: I don't need a bigger mega M&M. If I'm extra hungry for M&Ms, I'll go nuts and eat two.

11: If you're going to insist on making movies based on old television shows, then you have to give everyone in the Cineplex a remote so we can see what's playing on the other screens. Let's remember the reason something was a television show in the first place is that the idea wasn't good enough to be a movie.

12: No more gift registries. You know, it used to be just for weddings. Now it's for babies and new homes and graduations from rehab. Picking out the stuff you want and having other people buy it for you isn't gift giving, it's the white people version of looting.

13: When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to know in months. Not "27 Months." "He's two," will do just fine. He's not a cheese. And I didn't really care in the first place.

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Sunday, February 04, 2007


Yeah, so what



So what I tear up at Hallmark commercials and sappy movies.

So what I'm watching the Lake House again. I'm not ashamed !

Now shut up and pass me the moon pies!


Monday, February 19, 2007


Rickey & G-Man, Rachel & Ivy, Sookie & Whoever
Current mood: hopeful

Yay! Some of my favorite books are getting new installments!

* Find out how that blood bond is working for Rachel & Ivy March 20 in For a Few Demons More by Kim Harrison.

* Expect someone to kill in order to save our eternal damsel-in-distress, Sookie Stackhouse, in All Together Dead May 2007.

* My favorite chef's Rickey & G-Man get an alternate non-Katrina world story in the recently released,D*U*C*K, by Poppy Z. Brite. If you order it directly from Subterranean Press you get a bonus of Liquor for Christmas (not available any other way) Unfortunately since Subterranean's a small printing company, these books are PRICEY ($35.00) I'm gonna check out ebay and see it I can nab them. I also recently discovered the prequel to Liquor, TheValue of X. The Devil You Know features 3 short stories involving R & G, the rest of the book isn't bad either! Ms. Brite promises 2 more Liqour novels before all is said and done.

* And of course there is the motherload, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows out 7/7/07, boo hoo the end is near.

OMG, I just realized what a geek I am...oh well

On the up side, I've got a nice stack vacation of reading come summer. Hopefully I will be able to get to Chincoteague at least once this year, chill on the beach with a book and a beer, maybe rent a cabana again or back to the Birchwood (but it won't be the same). Or maybe I'll be able to swing murder mystery weekend (although I don't think they do singles...) but hey, I'll have a good book. I'll stick some reviews up as I plow through them.

As for my own writing, yesterday I cranked out a new story outline using the first thoughts that came to mind since, my writing partner,QT:

1. wouldn't let me set anything in space

and

2. has been bitching at me that I've been off my game lately

To my surprise she really liked it. "This I can work with!" she says...we'll see. The longer I let it rattle around in my mind, the more it's growing on me. I'll let you know what I think of her additions, subtractions etc. It's weird, we work much better together over the phone and email than in person. Go figure.



Oh yeah, and Friday a doctor is gonna shove a needle into my chest (joy)

Sunday, July 15, 2007


Race Ya to the Airport!
Current mood: contemplative

Alright, I'm calling this little break from reality to a close. It's been fun, tropical breezes, palm trees and all that, but believe it or not , I miss the heinousness that is the east coast, If I have to watch one more kid chase a chicken down the street while a jahawaiian version of "Girl You Know it's True" blasts from a souped up Pinto on 20s I'm gonna scream.

Well, maybe not, but I've come to realize I've outgrown Hawaii, so I'll be back at the end of the month.



P.S. If you're reading this Diego, I see 20 guys everyday that look just like you (same chickpea shaped head and all). Ya sure you're not Filipino?


Tuesday, March 11, 2008


You can feel the difference

What a difference a 9 months make. I feel like I've given birth to... well... ME.



Every day is getting sweeter.,,

let's all pray it stays that way.