Wednesday, August 31, 2005

Care Packages

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I care about you.



Let's break that shall we...

I-Me; one

Care-suffering of mind (I kid you not. Look it up!)

About- in the vicinity of

You-the one being addressed

Hmph.

When I first started this entry I was gonna go in a total different direction until I looked up the word "care". Suffering of mind?

Lately alot of people I know have prefaced really fucked up stuff they have said to me with "I care about you..."

Really?

You have a suffering of your mind in my general vicinity? That sounds serious. Maybe you should see a doctor. Maybe you should get away from me if I'm the source of your brain fever. And for goodness sakes don't cry for me! Image hosted by Photobucket.com

Your "care" is pointless and a little frightening. I can see this intense mind thing as being something that could cause you serious problems, like that horrible case of diarrhea of the mouth you've developed. This mind cootie you have has obviously got you thinking that what you have to say, no matter how offensive, has merit enough to let it gush forth.

But don't. Your "care" is not needed. Didn't Jesus "care" enough so don't have to? Don't be so self righteous. You aren't suffering for me. You've got guilt to work out about your own crap, I am sooo not your redemption.

So please don't "care" about me.

'CauseI sure as hell don't "care" about you.